Funny lines !

Dasch 2009-08-30, 15:26

http://textsfromlastnight.com/recent/1

its awesome haha!

Quotes like:

(718): Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.

(810): omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
(1-810): i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?

(760): genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex

(805): IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
(818): A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
(805): CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

Just picked some randoms...